It has been said that we tend to become childish as we, ahem, mature. I now have proof.
Jack Bauer the master spy and defender of truth, justice, and the American way, must have planted some videotaping device in our home, because I stumbled upon this recording recently. I swear it is an authentic conversation between myself and my Dear Professor.
Or could be.
(You do know who Jack Bauer is, don't you? "The Man" from the tv series 24. If you don't know who he is, then you must immediately rush to the nearest video rental place and grab all copies of the last 6 seasons to bring you up to snuff, as Grandmother was wont to say. You'll thank me. Honest. And have a wonderful Memorial Day weekend!)