Locust Theatre Presents "The Princess Bride"
"Has it got any sports in it?"
"Farm boy, get me that pitcher!"
"As you wish"
“Do you want me to send you back to where you were... unemployed... in GREENLAND?!”
“You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is never to get involved in a land war in Asia. And only slightly less well known is this: never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line!”
“Mawwage is what bwings us togwether today....”
"My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die!!"
There have been five great kisses since 1642 B.C. ... (before then couples hooked thumbs.) And the precise rating of kisses is a terribly difficult thing, often leading to great controversy...Well, this one left them all behind.