And I, I have been chosen to be the instrument of their death. How can I describe the wringing of hands, the guilt, the sorrow, the procrastination...
The time we have both dreaded has come.
I solemnly raise the garage door, disconnect the charger, turn on the mower.
I will spare you the gory details. Let's instead think of happier times. Of the glory that was. . . the front lawn.





We will miss you. You will not be forgotten.